Kentucky Orgy

I am going to Lexington, Kentucky tomorrow.  I frankly have no idea what is in Lexington and would welcome any insight.  When I think of Kentucky, I think of Derby, bourbon, and turkeys.

What would happen if you combined the Derby, bourbon, and turkeys?  Would it be the Kentucky Orgy?  I’m envisioning Sea Biscuit prancing about, dodging turkeys plied with bourbon, and women with big hats like in Pretty Woman, stomping on divets caused by Sea Biscuit and avoiding vomit caused by drunk turkeys.  I am ranting.  I am tired.  I don’t get paid enough to be this tired.

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