Ok. Well, not really wedding. But I have your attention. Here are the latest photos off the wire of Noah and Allie! I realize that, in most circumstances, I would not care about pictures of a couple eating lunch, or a couple walking, or a couple laughing together. But this is Noah and Allie–they hold a special place in my heart. And damn it, I care. They could be engaging in the most benign of activities, such as picking up doggie poop, and it would make my day!
Allie: Noah, I love the scruff. It’s hawt!
Noah: Hey Allie, let’s go back to the house I built you. We can, wink wink, you know.
Allie: Tee hee. Oh Noah!
Noah: I got another letter from that girl named Alexis Nectar. She’s freaking me out. What the hell kind of name is Alexis Nectar, anyways?
Um . . . I hope Perez doesn’t get a hold of this picture!
Allie: Hurry up and finish this so we can go back to the white house with blue shutters!