After stealing the Presidency from Al Gore in 2000, George W. Bush has spent the last eight years making sure that he will forever hold the title of “Worst President Ever.” I think I just heard my retirement flushing down the toilet.
How is this race even close? Why not elect someone to clean up this mess? To mop up the shit that Dubya has carpet-bombed all over this nation?
Don’t even get me started on how magnanimous Dubya has been — urging lawmakers to put aside their partisan differences and pass the bailout plan. Fuck you. You’ve undeniably screwed up this country and made us the laughing stock of the world. After being fully complicit in the actions that have caused the extermination of our economy, do not stand up there and preach to me a solution. After barfing on the principles that form the foundation of our country, do not further add insult to injury by attempting to redefine what that foundation is. You disgust me. You are despicable. Come 2009, I will rejoice in the conclusion of your term. It is my hope that you will go into hiding, back in the holes from which you came from. I look forward to never seeing your face again. To never seeing the constant reminder that a nation led by the politics of stupidity cannot rely on the strength of a reputation that has been trampled upon. Reputation is earned. And it must be maintained. And to you, Dubya, you’ve betrayed that responsibility. So fuck you. I hate you.