Dear Governor Palin,
I am one of your esteemed followers, a lemming basking in the ultimate aura of your glory. Please lead me to salvation and redemption in anticipation of the return of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. In the event those evil and elite liberal media whores attack you, I’d like to preempt such attack by informing you that the United States Supreme Court is now in session. Should you need some talking points about this upcoming session, please do not hesitate to contact me. For now, if anyone asks, just mention Chief Justice Roberts. John Roberts.