I saw my first love and rewrote 4th grade history during the past week. Having been denied the excitement of the New Kids on the Block during my years as a young and impressionable elementary school girl, I jumped at the opportunity to permanently rewrite history when the New Kids embarked on their reunion tour. During the concerts (yes, I went to more than one), I snapped multiple pictures of my favorite New Kid, Jonathan Knight. During my childhood, I was a bit of an oddball in desiring to be Jon’s “Cover Girl” and I felt that I would be loving Jon forever. To add to my love for Jon, take a look at this pic I snapped:
That skanky beyotch next to him is Lady Gaga. Take a look at Jon’s shirt though. I have to say, I heart him even more. I realize that he’s gay. I realize that he had crippling anxiety disorder and probably still does. I realize that it’s possible his microphone has never been turned on. I do not care. Jon, if you can hear me. I heart Obama. You heart Obama. Therefore you heart me? Be still my heart.