Y’all know where I stand. Vote no on Prop 8. I mean, seriously. At a very basic level, how does gay marriage hurt you? Does it make your legitimate Christian marriage any less legitimate? Vote no. Or the gays will haunt you in your dreams. Seriously. If you don’t believe me, here are a couple of awesome comics you should believe, and another PSA for good measure:
Crack whores can marry their johns, but no one would dream of legislating this right away, despite the “undesirable” consequences. Why is it okay to legislate away the rights and civil liberties of homosexual couples who rightfully seek the exact same rights of heterosexual couples? You may not agree with it. You may believe that God does not recognize homosexual unions. That’s fine. That’s your right in a free society to hold such beliefs. But our society separates church from state for a reason. The Constitutional codification of the stripping of civil liberties would be akin to amending the US Constitution to preclude equality for African-Americans. This was rejected during the Civil Rights movement, and to this day, we are still fighting for equality. So folks, vote no on Prop 8. And seriously, a no vote does not mean that kids will be molested. Or that they’ll teach children how use dildos and vibrators in school. At least not in grade school. College is a different matter entirely, but Prop 8 can’t help you with that one.
If you vote yes, I’m going to send all my gay friends to your house to picket. And they’re loud and obnoxious. So vote no. Otherwise, you’ll have a sea of gays on your lawn. And they’re contagious! Protect your children!