Vote, Says the Celebrity Orgy

Check out this new PSA, produced by Arnie Grape/Luke Brower aka Leo DiCaprio:

This video is like a celebrity buffet.  It would be incredibly wrong for me to write anything malicious about any of the celebrities in this video, given the context.  So why not write something fabulous about these people?

Leonardo DiCaprio — I really liked Growing Pains.  Luke was my second favorite character behind Boner.  With a name like Boner, you’re bound to be someone’s favorite.

Tom Cruise — He redeemed himself in Tropic Thunder.

Cameron Diaz — She went from Justin Timberlake to Kelly Slater.  Don’t hate the playa.  Hate the game.

Snoop Dogg — Who doesn’t like Snoop???

Harrison Ford — Mr. Jones!  Mr. Jones!  Whatever happened to that kid?

Julia Roberts — Star of one of the best movies of all time, Pretty Woman.

Ben Stiller — Genius behind Tropic Thunder.

Will Smith — Bad Boys.  Shirt unbuttoned.  Nuff said.

Steven Spielberg — ET phone home?

Justin Timberlake — FPOA

Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat — Hilarious!

Zach Braff — He stood in line behind me at LAX.  I stared at him, making pathetic attempts at avoiding eye contact.  He didn’t call the cops.  So I have to like him.

Colin Farrell — SWAT

Neil Patrick Harris — Funniest character in HIMYM

Scarlett Johansson — She’s married to Ryan Reynolds.  Like Diaz, don’t hate the playa.  Hate the game.

Shia LeBeouf — Wasn’t he in Transformers?

Tobey Maguire — I liked Spiderman; the original, anyways.

Ryan Reynolds — FPOA

Jason Segal — He was brave enough to show off his junk.  Listen to this man!

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