The baker’s dozen has been completed! Thanks to the tip from AM, I can now say that I’ve met one of my new year’s resolutions and completed 13 posts about the moron named Sarah Palin. Below, I present to you the youtube video that made my blogging dreams come true:
Let’s examine what the Idiot named Sarah Palin discusses during this interview.
Palin rails on “anonymous bloggers,” stating that it’s a “sad state of affairs” for the media to rely on such “anonymous bloggers” as sources of news. Putting aside the fact that I am an anonymous blogger and I think Palin can suck it for suggesting that bloggers have no utility in the dissemination of information — I think it’s tough for Palin to stand on her high horse about the value of particular sources of information when she herself is devoid of any knowledge and believes in the power of witchcraft. Shut it, you dumb ass.
Palin then blames the media’s treatment of her on “sexism” or “political” bias. Seriously, you are a dumb ass. The media was obsessed with you because of the still undetermined depths of your stupidity. It’s not sexism. Perhaps we should coin a new term for you and announce that the media was “moronist” in its treatment of you. And that is just unfair! Why can’t the media leave stupid people alone? Why must the media elite, with their fancy education and wealth of knowledge, attack former sportscasters who skipped around a slew of shitty colleges for the fact that said sportscaster knows more about the best tanning bed than international affairs?
Palin also argues that the media unfairly ignored Michelle Obama while attacking Palin’s family. Hey idiot. Have you seen Michelle Obama? The media couldn’t find anything on her except making remarks on Michelle’s wardrobe choices. While you stood up there preaching about family values and abstinence, your daughter was knocking boots with the redneck townie. You ever heard about that saying about people in glass houses? You probably haven’t. That requires a modicum of knowledge.
Palin blames (surprise!) the “upper echelon” of media power for forcing her to go back to Katie Couric for additional interviews after the first day disaster. Ok. So I suppose Palin is finally acknowledging that Katie — Look at my Colon — Couric destroyed Palin in an interview. But blaming the upper echelon of media for essentially making her go back out there? Yeah, you are a hell of a maverick. I mean, don’t all mavericks just do whatever the “upper echelon” of power ask them to do? You go with your mavericky self.
Palin finally answers the question regarding what publications she reads, stating that she reads the “local paper,” “USA Today,” and the “New York Times.” First of all, I’m not sure she would understand the New York Times, in part because of her demonstrated lack of intelligence. Second of all, she reads USA Today???? How can she rail on “anonymous bloggers” while relying on the “news” in USA Today? I’m pretty confident that this post has more words than any USA Today article in the history of that newspaper. When Palin was nominated as VP, the USA Today article probably stated:
McCain picks Sarah Palin. Palin is a woman. Palin is a governor of Alaska.
In response to a question regarding how Palin feels about Katie Couric and Tina Fey being considered heroes among the media elite, Palin goes back to a stock response, stating that she’s happy to help because “job security is important.” Yes, you moron. Everything is about job security. Hey Sarah! Why are you so stupid? — It’s all about job security!
Palin then suggests that Caroline Kennedy will be handled with kid gloves, and the media’s treatment of Kennedy will prove a “class issue.” Palin further suggests that if had been picked as the VP candidate for Obama, the media would have loved her. First of all, Caroline Kennedy has not been treated with “kid gloves” but instead has been severely scrutinized for her lack of experience. Second of all, if Obama had become drunk with stupidity and picked Palin, I would not be attending inauguration next week because Obama would not have won with that idiot at his side. Third, what “class issue?” Does everyone forget that Obama was raised by a single mother? Again, Palin is again confusing a media bias against stupid people seeking positions of power with a different type of bias.
I will give Palin this. She sure as hell made this “anonymous blogger” see her WordPress stats go up. Thanks to the unbelievable extent of your stupidity, I was able to cultivate my critical writing skills. Although I’m at Palin is a Complete Moron: Part XIII, I will never stop in my “moronist” treatment of you. So, stay mavericky and keep reminding us that even the stupid can have power in the American political landscape.