10 Days for NPH — Day Nine

When I was growing up, my pops often watched American movies to improve his English.  One of his favorite American actors is Clint Eastwood.  Back in the day, Clint Eastwood was a certifiable bad-ass, starring in iconic films such as The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and Unforgiven.  In films (other than The Bridges of Madison County), Eastwood is a man’s man—one who knew how to wield a weapon, could chase down bad guys via car or horse, and could beat you into submission with a single glance.

Naturally, in my childhood, I thought that American men emulated Clint Eastwood.  That all men desired to be Dirty Harry, if you will.  And who wouldn’t want to be Dirty Harry?  He’s a freaking bad-ass:

Dirty Harry

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But, as time has passed, and my childhood quickly spilled into my 20s, I realized that the image of the strong American male has indeed changed.  The definition of strength has evolved.  Long ago, packing a weapon on the hip was a symbol of strength.  But today, men don’t care about packing heat.  Men care about packing electronics.

Dirty Harry?  Meet Joe Blackberry.

Joe Blackberry

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For example, on my ride to work today on the Metro, I saw dozens of men packing e-heat, enticing me with their sexy and sleek electronics.  I could barely contain myself as these men removed the Blackberries from their hip and seduced me with the quick movements of their thumbs.  I growled in anticipation.  I mean, is there anything sexier than a man who is perpetually attached to work, is capable of responding to emails within seconds, and has defined thumb muscles?  I think not.  

Perhaps the only competition for the modern Joe Blackberry are the hubby and HGG (Hot Gay Guy).  Speaking of HGGs . . . 

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I have no idea where I’m going with this post, but it enabled me to post an awesome picture of NPH.  Discover me, Tina Fey NPH!!

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One response to “10 Days for NPH — Day Nine

  1. Nice info, usefull for me.. thanks a lot…. 🙂

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