Oh. My. God. The incomparable Neil Patrick Harris (NPH, Doogie Howser, Barney Stinson, sperm donor for my future spawn) has just joined Twitter. I am following his feed, because, in my delusional world, being an NPH follower means that he’s actually my friend. At some point, NPH will tweet that he’s having coffee, or reading the newspaper. When that happens, I too will enjoy a cup of coffee, or read a newspaper (or news equivalent like US Weekly), so that I can share in a daily activity with my new best friend.
I need a nickname for my new best friend. I’m going to call him Mr. Awesome (with a wink).